November 2011
1 post
June 2011
5 posts
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May 2011
9 posts
Things at the worst will cease.
– Ross, Macbeth (via shakespearequoteaday)
Heard a funny Theatre story...
The other day I was helping the technical director move beds into Equity housing and I noticed the beds only have mattresses and box springs but no frames. I inquired as to why this was and he said:
”Oh, about a week in the process all the actors start having sex with each other and those frames make a lot of noise, so they’d just take them off and put them in the corner. So now we...
stagemanagersvendetta:
My personal favorite quote to describe a stage manager:
“Sure. Totally responsible for totally everything.”
April 2011
5 posts
121. "I Have a Rendezvous with Death"
I have a rendezvous with Death
At some disputed barricade,
When Spring comes back with rustling shade
And apple-blossoms fill the air—
I have a rendezvous with Death
5When Spring brings back blue days and fair.
It may be he shall take my hand
And lead me into his dark land
And close my eyes and quench my breath—
It may be I shall pass him still.
10I have a rendezvous...
If you can’t function in the theatre with a hangover, you’re in the wrong...
– Professor Stuart (lecturing work study students)
March 2011
37 posts
I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.
– King Richard, Richard II (via shakespearequoteaday)
Good Advice
Guy 1: ”What’s a polite but authoritarian way to tell a guy to fuck off after he caught you hitting on his girlfriend?”
Guy 2: ”Pull out the glock. It’a all about eye contact”
Guy 1: ”I thought it was all about wrist control?”
Guy 2: ”That’s when he tries to take your freedom of speech”
Guy 1: ”Sage Wisdom. Thanks.”
...
I have a grandiose life. Sorry my life is so much more bitchin’ than...
– Charlie Sheen
Life Advice From Uncle Charlie →
Do not stand at my grave and weep
I am not there, I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken
In the morning hush,
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there, I did not die.
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tumblingwithoutamat:
Bros before hoes.
Pro-wrestling is art