Guy 1: ”What’s a polite but authoritarian way to tell a guy to fuck off after he caught you hitting on his girlfriend?”
Guy 2: ”Pull out the glock. It’a all about eye contact”
Guy 1: ”I thought it was all about wrist control?”
Guy 2: ”That’s when he tries to take your freedom of speech”
Guy 1: ”Sage Wisdom. Thanks.”
Guy 3: ”Skip polite and just tell him not to leave his bitch around.”
Guy 4: “I would mock him a lot and make out with her in front of him.”